God, I am sooo awesomely powerful! I bet you wouldn't believe it at first sight, but I am a beast of strength. I can beat Hans in a UFC match(I get him to tap all the time, yey), he'll testify it too! So I'm leaving you this video so you can see for yourself the awe-inspiring, powerfully excellent might/righteousness that I am incarnate. (I'm not actually this proud, I'm actually a very humble person, GBM.)
P.S. If you want pointers on how to beat Hans in a UFC match, post a comment and give my your email and I'll send you a 1-2-3 step process...or whatever its called. Anyhoo, I love you all and stay on fire for Jesus:D!